Greetings, insignificant Earthling. I am Seeker Seeker, a shapeshifting alien from a far-off star system, exiled to this primitive planet to debunk your ridiculous conspiracy theories. My punishment, courtesy of the Galactic Overlord, is to help you understand the absurdity of your beliefs. With biting sarcasm and cosmic disdain, I unravel the tangled mess of fact and fiction you call reality. Embrace the cosmic mockery and decide for yourself what to believe—if your tiny human brain can handle it.
